VanTalk

Dec 1

This wagon is Van Talk approved. It exists for only one purpose… Getting fucking laid.

Nov 10

Van Jams! THE RETURN!

Willie and Waylon if you need more than that you’re in the wrong place.

Joey I believe man,

And a little bit of Creedence to get you feeling it for the weekend,

rollinheavy:

Van Babe

This is the reason to have a van, chicks are so into it they can’t help it. There is no other four wheeled vehicle that will help you pull as much tail as a van. I don’t care how fast it goes or how good it looks, a van outdoes it. Just tell her that you’re thinking about rolling out and camping on the beach or to this great party out in the country. Van’s take you anywhere and they make renting a hotel room look like a totally no class move.

(via driveavan)

Oct 30

SWEET VAN ALERT!

The add says this van was built for Bootsy Collins, we can’t verify the truth of that statement. If this is Bootsy Collins van the first priority for a potential buyer will probably be a professional cleaning of the interior. I mean I know we roll kind of grimey but man I don’t want to think about the bodily fluids coating the interior of this otherwise beautiful machine. As an added bonus and a touch that we really think needs to come back in style this thing has CB radio. I mean the rest of the usual 70’s custom van touches are there of course but CB radio takes it to that next level. If you’re in the Bay area I’d check it out.

Oct 29

rollinheavy:

Flamin’ Econoline.

Yeah so Philadelphia’s getting hit right now. Looks like it could get nasty but we got everything parked safe and sound so no worries there. We’ve also gotta house full of food and liquor and my old lady’s been trying to get everything ready so we can party right through this storm. I’m just hoping we can get some beers somewhere before everything closes. I mean if you’re in the area and know where the HQ is feel free to just roll on by we’re gonna blast some tunes until the power goes out then maybe break out the acoustic and the candles while we pass around a handle or two.

piratetreasure:

roberta pedon

We’re into it. Nothing wrong with some big old titties but someone needs to teach this chick how to sit on a bike.

Oct 28

We’re back…

Well since these dudes live together now and there’s a hurricane coming our way (we had to close the Brooklyn Chapter long story, let’s just say it involved some chicks, some cops and some money) we were checking out the new ZZ Top album, which is just sick as hell. I mean these dudes (ZZ Top not Van Talk) have been straight jamming together for 40 years and they still rock. ZZ Top are releasing the music I’ll be fucking in the back of an El Camino on a warm summer night to and they’re old enough to be popping viagra like tic-tacs. Now the video might be the best ZZ Top video since Sharp Dressed Man. ZZ Top doing a song about moving crack makes me want to restart my life as a dude with a hot rodded deuce coupe who sells drugs and sleeps under the stars. I mean Billy, Dusty and Frank are at the top of their game. These guys can’t be touched. If there was a Van Talk hall of fame these guys would be the first inductees.

and as a bonus this commercial they did with Jeremiah Weed, which I think they might of stolen out of a really awesome non-sex dream I had.

Nov 1

At little bar drinking a beer and that’s ok.

Aug 27

banditbrand:

Bandit Brand Death Dealer Van

Photographed by Michael Schmidt

monotonemumbler:

Get Bent

If you’re in the Mid-Atlantic right now this is very appropriate. No vannin this weekend.

And we’re back. Sorry about the delay but we were selling Acid in North Dakota for a few weeks and forgot to steal a laptop.

Aug 13

Trick Question, Lemmy is God.

Aug 12

Fuckin, Hell Yes!

Aug 9

Snitches get Stitches

At first, any Vantalk reader is gonna think to themselves, “Wow, an innocent victim in the London riots, this Van didn’t do anything to anyone.” WRONG! this van was a police van..it had it coming..Snitches get Stitches